(PHOTO
SOURCE: National Geographic internet images
-- Luxembourg Garden, Paris, France)
TRICKY QUESTION: HOW MANY statue(s), figurine(s) and/or non-living things do you see in this PIX? dht
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(17 Feb
2011 -- DOT your "i's" and cross your "T's" -- OR, it's all in the details! dht)
PERSPECTIVE. PERCEPTION. PERFECT?
UNDERSTANDING the world around us and the many things we are exposed to daily can be a challenge. Perspective can lead to different versions of the world or a situation. Your ability to be flexible and to examine (or re-examine again and again) situations, events, people, and your 'take on things', may allow for a richer and fuller appreciation for your life and your place in the world.
HERE are two examples where
punctuation and emphasis change the meaning of the words!
In the first example, there are two versions
illustrating the change!
In the second example, YOU CAN make the changes and SEE
how many versions YOU CAN DISCOVER and OBSERVE how YOUR perspective changes your conclusions and
observations!
[Dorothy Hazel Tarr]
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An English professor wrote
the words:
"A woman without her man is nothing"
on the chalkboard
and asked his students to punctuate it correctly.
All of the males
in the class wrote:
"A woman, without her man, is nothing."
All the females
in the class wrote:
"A woman: without her, man is nothing."
Women Drivers
This morning on
the Interstate, I looked over to my left and there was a Woman in a brand new
Cadillac Doing 65 mph with her Face up next to her Rear view mirror Putting on
her eyeliner.
I looked away For
a couple seconds... to continue shaving And when I looked
back she was Halfway over in my lane, Still working on
that makeup.
As a man, I don't
scare easily. But she scared me so much;
I dropped My
electric shaver Which knocked The donut Out of my other hand.
In all The
confusion of trying To straighten out the car Using my knees against The steering
wheel, It knocked My Cell Phone Away from my ear Which fell Into the coffee Between
my legs! Splashed, And burned Big Jim
and the Twins, Ruined the damn phone, Soaked my trousers, And disconnected an Important
call.
Damn women
drivers!
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